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Welcome to the Jungle
    Boy, did you stumble into the wrong place!  Click below to explore, but be realistic about your odds of  survival.  
 Not to be a dick, but that guy to the right already bet me 20 quatloos that something big and hairy will be wiping what's left of you off its back end within the hour.

Boomstick.
 Want to own a piece of the jungle?  Click below and you might find anything from  amazing exotic creatures, to the gear you'll need to fend them off once they break loose and eat your neighbors.
    
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   This one looks hungry...                   No sudden movements...  
Let me guess...BumbleCobra worshippers
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Updates
12-06-10
Severed Neck Hat  The Severed Neck Hat: professional zombie camouflage.  Learn how to protect your gray matter from being part of a radioactive corpse's complete breakfast.
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11-18-10
Nuclear Jungle   Nuclear jungle is now on Facebook,  and is probably the only "Like" that may very well save you someday from a murderous robot or a monkey with a gun.  Think about it.

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Send inquiries and ramblings to:
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Nuclear Jungle and all content 2009 Josh Franklin